Good Morning Mr. Piglet,
It is great reading your wonderful introduction and I am thrilled that you managed to get your human to sign you up here. It is good that you know how to control such a tall gentleman.
It is also good that Tana is around.
I think you have omitted the part about your human taking you into the wet world - it makes me think that the last visit to that realm was slightly scarey, but never mind as sometime later all that can be divulged.